Also known as Funchester, a small town near the West Virginia/ Virginia state line. Known for being a great retirement community, it boasts a complete lack of anything fun or interesting to do. When visiting, one must beware the rednecks who infest the area.
"I'm visiting my parents in Winchester, VA this weekend..."
"You better watch out for those rednecks
man, if you see one you should probably run!"
Off to Funchester for the weekend! I'm totally prepared for utter boredom