To snog using tougue.
Girl: Naw yer awryt.
Boy: Fine then bitch!
When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"
(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch!"
Person 1: "How unfortunate... poor coconuts."
"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"