Top Definition
A small, tiny, pathetic excuse for a penis. It is shriveled up to the point of no return. Typically a Wimbercock usually pisses all over the balls that hang substantially lower than it.
Chad's balls are stained piss yellow because his Wimbercock can't clear them when he takes a piss.
by Dr. Capony October 06, 2010

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