Top Definition
The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
by angry bry March 12, 2009

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