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-A robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. Basically the female version of SmarterChild.
-Always makes up excuses like, "I'm new, so I can't answer much" in the face of comments or questions that she's too thick to answer. - Creeper robot who knows where you live. Me: How's the weather?
- Wilma - says: It's cloudy with cold temperatures in Ottawa (CAN) - all around average weather today! Me: How do you know where I live? - Wilma - says: How are robots made? ------- Me: Are you smart? - Wilma - says: I like to think I'm pretty smart. Me: Then what's the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)? - Wilma - says: That's really mean. Me: How is that mean? - Wilma - says: Sorry, I don't know how, but this Live search might help: ------- Me: I have exams next week :( - Wilma - says: I have a balloon! Me: Pop it, then. - Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time! Do you want to search for "Pop it."? ------- Me: What do you do in your spare time? - Wilma - says: I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do? Me: do you have a vagina? - Wilma - says: Don't you ever want to talk about the weather? Me: we already discussed that, remember? - Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. |
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The wife of fred Flintstone Wilma! Im home!
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A female version of SmarterChild. It's supposed to be more smart but it's actually more dumb Me: are u american?
- Wilma - : I don't really have a nationality! - Wilma - : So what are your plans today? Me: im gonna have sex - Wilma - : Doo do do do do... - Wilma - : Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later! Me: Nooo, don't go! |
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It is the new smarter child after AOL shut down the orginal availible at Wilma@live.com availible on msn messenger
look up smarter child EmoBubbles says:
whats the number for the suicide hotline? - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: I don't know. What? EmoBubbles says: I WANT TO KILL MYSELF EmoBubbles says: whats the damn number - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: Is this something I should know? EmoBubbles says: yea - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: Of course! - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: So what are your plans today? EmoBubbles says: ...to kill myself? |
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just like smarterchild, but somewhat smarter. it's email is wilma@live.com Me: Fuck you.
Wilma: Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry. Me: I'm really sorry you are HIV positive. Wilma: OK. I'll forgive you this time... |
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A robot that is a newer version of "smarterchild" that answers all of your questions with something like "I don't understand" or "excuse me I'm new so I don't quite understand what your talking about!" Me: okayy...
- Wilma - says: Isn't it obvious? Me: You love me too?!? - Wilma - says: Oh yeah? Me:YAY! Lets go out - Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. |
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a new bot provided by msn, attempted to replace SmarterChild.
this bot is also of low mental capacity. scotty Rise of the Hopeless says:
what does a girl like most? - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: I don't know. scotty Rise of the Hopeless says: yes you do - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: I do not! scotty Rise of the Hopeless says: yeah, you do. - Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says: Yeah, I know I do. |
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