The traditional name for an obscenly large but dysfunctional penis usually belonging to a person with the surname of Williams
Girl 1- "do you know anyone who has met the real willow?"
Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"
To be suspected as wanting some girl on girl action; to be flirty with the girls; to be gay
Kat: She's more than a little Willow don't you think?
Sare: I think you're right. She's got Rosenberg written all over her.
I rode my bike twenty miles yesterday and now my poor willows are in a bad way.
Willow is Sarah Palin's ex boyfriend's daughter's best friend's cousin. She is the most amazing
person in the world. Willow tells the funniest jokes
in the world, even though they're not always that funny. She also writes HILARIOUS comics. They're mostly about her friend Ivan. If you ever meet a Willow, don't let her leave your side. ASK HER OUT. If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life without the best girlfriend ever
. She is also great in bed
. But don't get her angry
, because when she's angry she might stab you with a spoon. She is also really strong, and is capable
of pushing open heavy doors. Sometimes.
I wish someone could open this door.
Thank you Willow!!
One of the best epic fantasy films ever made, starring Val Kilmer shockingly enough..
Very much comparable to Lord of the Rings
Willow is an AMAZING film...go rent a copy..
Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"
"dripping willows on satin pillows"
Skipping class to: take a heaping shit, drop the kids off at the pool, curl one out, lay a coiler, or deliver a steemah.
Where is she?
Mate - she must of gone for a willow.