the name for vagina commonly used in struthers. it is what everyone wants, but not from struthers, that willis is either dirty or used up. out of town willis is the best.
Phil: what are we doing tonight besides blowin shit up?
Phil: wanna get the willis?
John: hell yea but who?
Phil: lets try to get the crucifix willis
Phil: yeah i know..lets listen to more dimmu borgir and play rock band
V. To sleep with a girl without the act of sexual intercourse. To include but not limited to spooning, cuddling, soft touching, light whispers.
Key point: no sexual acts transpire.
1. Yo Brad, you end up porking that slam pig you met last night at the jersey bar?
No dude. Her hatchet wound smelled like fish so we just willised.
2. Dude! My girlfriend is such a prude. I go over and spend the night all the time buy all she wants to do is Willis! Fuck my life!
3. This broad was all for slam dancing but I got whiskey dick so all we did was Willis. Not to self, bring emergency Viagra next time.
4. I really like and respect this girl so we just willised. (fag!)
Vague. Nonspecific. You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Willis". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Willis of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now (not beating off) that would also happen to be very f-bombing Willis of you. Kick a dog? -Willis. Fight a toddler? -Willis. Watch a movie? -Willis.
(tom sits in a chair)- what a willis that kid is!
(tom opts to stand)- what a willis that kid is!
(Melissa is a whore)- she is such a willis...
(Melissa is a prude)- what a willis!
(Bryan presses the "y" key)- Check out that Willis!!
(Bryan chooses the "x" key)- Do you see that willis over there?
a guy with a little willy, if you know what i mean.
usually a social outcast, but good at sports. Also likes to sit at home alone and game.
Girl #1: how was he?
Girl #2: He was a willis...
Girl #1: how small?!
the king of neverneverland
hes amazing at flying and is married to Megan Fox
'WILLIS IM FLYING'
a person who is a pimp, as some would say, and gets all of the girls' attention. The girls just can't get enough of a "Willis".
If one of your friends has the attention of all the girls around your group, then he is sometimes considered a "Willis".
A black man, with a huge afro.
You know a willis when you walk past him on the street, because his huge afro just stands out.
Person 1: WOAH! Dude, It's Willis!
Person 2: Good spot! WOW! Look at his afro!
n. A person who says or does socially inappropriate or unpopular things, may even be aware of it, but does it anyway much to the chagrin of his friends. Usually used as a light admonishment for the above named offense and simultaneously as a disclaimer to others who may have witnessed it that you claim no responsibility for your friend's idiocy and a plea to them to not take offence as the source of the behavior is a willis and therefore only as reproachable as a child who misuses words of which he does not yet know the meaning. Say your are out with a group of friends when one of them makes a tasteless, though funny, joke about sucking dick, way louder than was necessary in the presence of nuns and families going to Disney World, that kind of thing. You could simply call him a "willis" loud enough for all the offended parties to hear thereby disassociating yourself from him somewhat without totally disrespecting your friend and his otherwise extremely sharp sense of humor. A very useful word with a complex meaning.
Jason, you're such a willis.