Top Definition
1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.
Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.
by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

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