You: How could he give a guy a handjob at that angle?
Me: I dont know, but I think he found a way.
That Man: Dont make fun of me cuz I have a disease, man.
That Man: *tear*
'Williams' is used primarily in the South of England.
"Weren't you nominated for itchiest williams?"
"I got a bullet in the old williams?"
"Did you hear they did that partial williams transplant in France?
"I just sniffed his williams."
"Apparently he's got a 16 inch williams."