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1.
A creepy person. (derived from the movie Willard with all the rats...)
"Don't be such a willard!" Used when someone is being creepy/has creepy characteristics.
by Bonnie Edwards April 08, 2006
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2.
A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).
Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
by indubitably01 April 28, 2010
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3.
Random pubes left unattended.
D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!
by Balls 06 May 14, 2006
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4.
A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.
Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!
by MrKrunchberry November 02, 2011
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5.
To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.
So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
by Lester M. Olester June 29, 2010
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6.
to whip your dick out and piss in a random spot
i just pulled a willard when i was skating
by eyitsswaggg November 14, 2011
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7.
A man's cock.
(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
by HIPPOMAN3000 March 12, 2010
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