|1.||Farva the pirate king|
A man so manly that no man may ever match his manliness. A Farva the pirate king can transform raw meat into a delicious meal within minutes. Though he looks fearsome, you'll find that Farva the pirate king is truly a wonderful person. A wonderful person who doesn't know when shits hot. Hey Farva, SHIT'S HOT.
That guy is such a Farva the pirate king, everyone just looves the hell out of him.
That meal almost was as good as what Farva the pirate king makes...but it will never be the same.
when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"
here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
"what the f..."
|3.||Nori the Pirate God|
Nori the Pirate God is the legend that has grown from a young man from the Colorado Front Range. It has grown to mean someone with great abilities or great wit. Talents in creative areas are especially attributed with the title of Norian. He has been compared in fictional greatness to the likes of Chuck Norris, Mike Ditka, even Stevie Ray Vaughan. Nori the Pirate God was a legendary land pirate and will be remembered for his drinking, love of music and film, and his nack with members of the canine family.
He is also known as an activist. He never took shit from anyone or took anything sitting down. He'd always stand up for his beliefs.
Damn, you play like you're Nori the Pirate God.
Fight the Man like Nori.
|4.||Pirate Duck Mafia|
Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
A variation of folk metal or power metal characterized through many thematic nautical melodies. It began with bands such as Running Wild in 1976 and continues today with such major names as Alestorm. The newest addition to the Pirate Metal genre is a band from Dublin called Wheels of Poseidon.
Wheels of Poseidon will be opening for Alestorm tonight at the Pirate Metal-fest
a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.more...
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
|7.||the pirate song|
A song made by a person named Alex
Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.
Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.
"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"
-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!