A man who eats too much, is attracted to the teachers in the classroom next to him, and is late for almost every class because he claims he is taking "a massive dump," but everyone knows this is not the case. he combs one hair over his entire head, and surfs on the weekends. If he read a sentence that said, "The cat sat on a mat," he would think that it symbolized the failing economy and it relates in many ways tom sayer. I suggest you get as far away as possible from this insane man and his overly harsh grading of your monthly (sometimes weekly) lit analysis. Beware his milking chamber
I hope will wittman will not come to class late again.