The most amazing and brilliant, albeit slightly neurotic poet. A true champion of soccer and hearts. A novice in mastication but a genius of the mind.

Ex. "When you're feeling sick,
And there's nothing you can do;
A boyfriend you will find,
Who will always care for you.
I would say "get well soon",
But it wouldn't be enough.

Cause you mean a lot to me,
More than you can snot!"

Of or relating to the coolest, most happenin' dude on the internet.

An adjective or pro-noun used to describe a tool who manages to act like an enormous puss puss at the same time. Can also be used as a verb, or purely for emphasis of the tool-ish nature of the person.