Top Definition
A person who ubruptly and inappropriately offers random facts and information barely related to the conversation, and act as if any one cares.
Jeff: "Man, this is a good ham sandwich"

Wikipeter: "Did you know America's Surgeon General was asked what item he would ban if he could ban any substance, he didn't choose any drug, he chose bacon, crazy huh?"
by victorian_douchebag July 30, 2009

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