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A console/console addon that costs a sh*t ton of money, but has no real value for gaming, seriously, it's a friggen tablet.
Hey, did you get a wii u? Nah, me neither...
by xXLEGENDARYXx February 23, 2015
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Nintendo's iPad ripoff which will unfortunately be massively overshadowed by Microsoft and Sony at next year's E3. Only one of the ZOMFGAMAZING controllers is usable at a time, which means your "friends" are stuck with remote controls, presumably to change the channel to some stupid shit like Jersey Shore. But Nintendo came prepared, now you can be a solitary antisocial dickhead while your rock-brained friends fawn over Snooki's buxom.

Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.
Whoops, I just dropped the Wii U controller! Time to phone up Indian Call Centers for a $600 replacement...
by Wii U Will Suck June 10, 2011
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Workers' International Industrial Union. An offshoot of the IWW (Industrial Workers of the World) and SLP (Socialist Labor Pary) it is a Marxist-DeLeonist industrial union. In addition to advocating Revolutionary Industrial Unionism, it also (unlike IWW) advocates the creation of a political party of labor to fight for the working class and abolish the wage-slavery system.
I joined the W.I.I.U. because the AFL-CIO has been co-opted by the Democratic Party, and I want a REAL labor movement.
by autonomia386 December 10, 2010
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