God,you know they must be from suburbia, because even whites on welfare have a little more self-respect.
"A suburban wigger walks into a biker bar and gets beat to death with a baseball bat."
You're not tough, just annoying.
girl: Umm....no? look i don't have time for this. *walks away*
wigger: well ive met girls way bettah than you. I have dozens waitin fah me at dat pimp crib of mine.
Wigger's can usually be seen wearing clothing 10 sizes or more to big, blocks of ice in their ears, the latest in $300+ basketball shoes (although none of them play basketball), misc. useless gold jewlery which can weigh in excess of over 20-50 pounds, bandaids on their cheeks (although 99% of the time they will not have a cut), and a baseball hat of a sports team in which they usually have positioned backwards or to the side and will also still have the price tag/sticker underneith.
The wigger can usually be seen driving around in their parents SUV with 22"+ rims which reasserts that they come from the ghetto. While the wigger is driving incoherent noise can usually be heard from the $5000 sound system which has also been supplied by the parents.
Wiggers will listen to a form of black music called "rap" or "hip-hop". This genre of music is generally made by lowlife, untalented black criminals who rap about 4 things which include money, killing, drugs, and hoes. The wigger seems to embrace this music although he is never experienced the subject matter. Reasons for the wigger enoying this music is unknown but some doctors believe it resulted in trauma to the head as an infant.
Most wigger's will use drugs and alcohol in a pathetic attempt to seem "cool". Wiggers will often make strange poses with their hands and put on a "tough guy" persona when they are photographed.
You can usually find a wigger at "tha club". "Tha club" is a social hotspot for the wigger culture in which they make the attempt to blend in the the black counterpart. Activities in "tha club" include: making fools out of themselves dancing, male wiggers trying to pick up girls to young for them, engaging in a "beatbox" competition, doing drugs, and other activites in which are currently unknown.
The wigger uses a primitive form on english called "ebonics" which was writtin by the wiggers black drug addict counterpart.
"Yo pops, can i have $20 bills ta go dow to da movies, fo shizzle?"
English: "That's good."
Wigger Ebonics: "yo G, datz fly"
Wigger asking for his "homie" to pass the "joint".
"Werd yo, pazz dat shit to da left homie"
"Dis is da real muthafuckin deal fo real yo...know wut im sayin"
One who should be discriminated against when trying to gain entry to clubs, restaurants, etc., rather than actual African-Americans.