The first would be what I would like to call the alibaster ghetto child category:
This person despite the fact that he is white was raised around predominantly Black's, or Hispanic's... Whether in his neighborhood, school, or even his own family, because I have known white children to be adopted by Black Family's...
Thus this child obviously being a product of his upbringing will be more connected to African American culture than the average Caucausion. He/She may find themselves more comfortable around Black people, may speak like the steriotypical Black, listen to the same music, Wear the same type of cloth's, and later in life be more sexual attracted to Black, or Latina women than his own race. This person is often more accepted by Blacks than Whites, and the majority of there friend's will be Black, becuase they understand, an have been raised in an African American Esque environment, thus they share the same tastes, humor, and experiences as them. They also usually find white custum's weird, an understand African American culture, an appreciate it more than there own. You cannot see one of thease right away. You must first know them. I personally fit into this category. I was born, and raised most of my life in Public Housing, but just recently thru my aunt moved to the suberbs.
The next one I would like to categorize asThe Hip Hop Head:
Despite the fact this child was never raised in predominantly Black, or Latina areas, he feels a strong connection with them, based on the fact he in his life may have suffered thru poverty, divorce, or drug addiction in the family, thus relates more to Hip Hop Music more than any other art form, giving him a stronger tie to African American's, and there culture than his white friend's, and family.
This person may just enjoy African American music... R&B, Soul, Jazz, & Hip Hop... A saying comes to mind... Hip Hop is not music, it is a lifestyle. This is true. If you listen to alot of Hip Hop, an im not talking about that mainstream garbage on the radio, but true Hip Hop from the streets. If you listen to Hip Hop, Hip Hop becomes you. You will wear Hip Hop, Speak Hip Hop, and think Hip Hop... This right here is the holy grail of a wigger, because they have immense cultural understanding and love of both White, an Black culture, despite never truly being part of Black culture... These are the people that if it was the slave day's would oppose, and abolish racism... Treating them bad is unaccaptable, because they are merely people who love all people, and culutures... I have a friend who goes by the Name Baller516, and he embody's, and lives this.
The next in line is "The Confused Child":
This wigger, although embody's a small part of the wigger population, is the steriotypical wigger that everyone say's that all wigger's are... This person was most likely raised in a upper class area, but during the teenage years hered Hip Hop music for the first time. Thease kids usually listen to artist's like D4L, or Dem Franchize Boyz, and other garbage like that. They see Rappers on TV for the first time. They then stand in the mirror, try to emulate them, start trying to understand there humor, and the way they live. Usually when a Black person comes around them, even if the Black person is an upper class "Preppy" person, they will try to speak more "Hood" to look cool. 90% of the time when they try to speak hood they sound pathetic, and funny, even to other wigger's, and it is obvious why, because people cannot live a lie, and try to be who they are not. Thease are the rapid transition kids... One day they are wearing Abercrombie, the next it's a fitted, and a long tee. Give this poor confused children time. They grow out of there obbsession with "Living Black" in at the most a few years, and then they will go back to normal. Alot of times thease kid's will try to prove how hard they are to everyone, thinking that all Black people are gangstas because they dont actually know any black people. They just emulate whats on TV. They try hard, but almost always fail... Like I said, give them time, and they will grow out of it.
Thease are easy to spot. They often go all out with the chains, and over baggy cloths just to prove how Black they really are. They usually have horrible English, and pretty much just act like faggots. Contrary to this, the other types of wiggers usually use good English, and have there own personal dress style, they don't copy someone else, cause it is truely who they are...
Wiggers like this truely fuck it up for the rest of the good ones that are just culture wise, aware, and accepting... If you embody this last category, please stop...Now. No one will like you, and other wiggers will not like you cause you are the steriotype that makes everyone hate them for no reason.
There is hope for thease... Thru being exposed to more African American Culture, and learning more about true Hip Hop, and listening to good Black music, not garbage that goes... "I have a big dick, im gangsta I ride rims hoe." Thease wiggers can possibly blossom into Hip Hop Head wiggers, although it is grim, and even under the best circumstances it is rare, nothing is impossible.
Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.
A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"
Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"
"No beef, man, no beef!"
Normal Person: What?
Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin
Normal Person: Learn to speak english
Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?
Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"