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Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"

The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.

The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!

The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.

She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely

The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.

So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS

Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
by mizindependant June 15, 2009
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1.
A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.
"I'm gon make her my wifey, she's not like them chicken heads round da way, she's a diamond in the rough"
by Rizzial Stephen June 06, 2005
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2.
a girl you care a lot about, she's more than just your girl.
thats my wifey... so BACK UP
by pink July 29, 2003
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3.
A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl.
Wife material
I would never mess about behind my Wifey's back.
by ©™ October 15, 2003
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4.
Derived from the noun "wife", it is used to indentify one's girlfriend (either signifying her potential as a wife, implying the presence of spousal attributes, or to indicate her ownage in order to fend off perverted dickheads who try and catch a look at one's girl.)
"She's more than my girl, she's my wifey."

"You lookin at my wifey, muthafucka!?"
by ning August 31, 2004
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5.
A dude has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe
Dude1: Man I messed up big time with my wifey.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.
by XxBumpLikeThisxX June 01, 2007
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6.
Your wife, or serious girlfriend.
"I'm chillin wit wifey tonight."
"That's wifey on the phone."
by Chelley January 13, 2006
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7.
term used by boys and girls regardless, to distinguish a girl you love to death
Girl 1: Is she your best friend?
Girl 2: She's more than my BFF, she's my wifey!

Boy: Dude, that girl right there..that's my wifey.
by SuperBam April 28, 2005
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