n., (slang, sexual slur); derived from "wifey," formerly "wife."

1) a wife, traditionally female, who is smaller than most humans in stature. 2) a Polish hooker. 3) term for wife used by not-so-ghetto Americans. 4) one who puts the "ette" in wife.
I was driving one day near Gdansk. My wifette looked up at me and said, "Wanna fuck me in a field?"
by MrWebsterHimself December 13, 2010
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A non-pretentious word for future wife. (Replaces fiancé)
The wifette and I just made dinner plans.
by Jesse1220 February 9, 2018
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