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26.
The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.
I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007
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1.
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
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2.
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
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3.
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
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4.
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
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5.
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
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6.
w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic July 25, 2004
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7.
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010
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