Wichita is one of the most boring places in Kansas, ever. Don't plan on ever having fun in this flat, yellow place full of gangster's who would gladly syphon the gas from your car, pop your tires, and steal your tv's anyday. Your entertainment in Wichita is going down to Walmart and watching their plasma tvs. If you do plan on having fun, chances are the spuratic, random rain will turn your fun day at the pool to a shitty, gloomy day back at the house. And don't bother watching television or playing on your computer, the lightning 5 inches away from your house will change that too. Good luck sleeping with 5 tornado's passing your house in a row; and yes, there really IS alot of tornado's here, and if they don't actually touch down, you waste time having to sit in your basement because the news channel said "this is serious".
As sweeney todd would say. "Theres a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's full of people who are filled with shit and it goes by the name of WICHITA"
by JynxBaby July 10, 2008

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