The best damn thing out there!!!!!!!! we are not evil. we love the earth and her children!!!!! we dont hurt people with our majick !!!!!! not real wiccans. if you do you are not a wiccan, you are a witch. wiccans can call them selfs witches though. we love other religons and respect them!!!!!! why cant other people respect ours?!!?!? im 13 and people at my school said i should burn at the stake. IM NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!
i love wiccans!

Oh my gosh she respects my religion even though im Christion! lets not thro apples at her!!!!! lets be her friend!!!!!
by 4ever wiccan December 03, 2010
A believer in the most ancient Nature Religion of Mankind - one that traces it's true origins way, far back to 1954.

Female practitioners are traditionally called "Witches" while the males are known as "Warlocks."

They are both easily distinguished from non-Wiccans by their extreme over-use of Mascara.
"But I'm a Christian!" once sobbed the late Televangelist Tammy Faye Baker.
"Whatever in the world made you think I was a Wiccan?" she demanded as her tears left long, dark trails under her eyes.
by dalinian February 09, 2011
A practioner of Wicca, a psuedo religion that is considered so lame by the rest of us that it has less than twenty definitions in the Urban Dictionary. Those that belong (usually female) lie to themselves that they don't really care what others think about them, but deep down they do. It's all organic paganism and mother earth and gaia and witchcraft.
That girl believes people will think more highly of her if she says she's wiccan, but really it just confirms that she is unhappy with who she is.
by wildoisnotsexual December 03, 2010
A pretty poor excuse for teenage rebellion. Mostly populated by fat women who like to read and write poetry. These 'wiccans' pretend they're witches and go to Renaissance Festivals to buy all the cheap smelling incense to burn when they hang out with their other fat lesbian friends, who also read and write poetry. All of them pretend to be English Intellectuals and want to write poetry or fantasy novels for a living, despite being horribly inept and writing drivel of the highest degree.

For the most part, these women are extremely defensive of their beliefs, claiming that they're following the oldest belief there is, when in fact they're trying to justify their behavior so that they can get out of going to Church every Sunday or just so they seem cool.

If these people were actual witches, they'd do cool shit like turn people into giant spiders that attack people, or shoot out bolts of fire to burn down villages, or flying.

Unfortunately, they say they like holistic magic involving their Goddess or God, which is one of the more useless wastes of their time. These types don't move on to an afterlife or reincarnate, making their belief system a large moot point.

Don't be a Wiccan.
"Hey, I heard Rachel is practicing Wicca now."

"That sounds about right, Rachel's a fat poetry-writing lesbian who's a real bitch. She pretends to be an English Intellectual all the time, so it'd make sense she would become a Wiccan."
by Mr. Danklon March 24, 2009
a person who practices wicca. for the most part, wiccans are stupid pc idiots who don' t even know the history of their own religion. they love to take offense at phrases like ' dark magic' or ' evil witch. ' the few wiccans who actually have some concept of reality, are usually cool intelligent people who are more often than not irritated by the trend followers who give their beliefs a bad name.
my family has been wiccan for generations. i' m going to see where my ancestors were burned in salem.
you idiot, wicca didn' t even exist fifty years ago. go burn some incense or something.
stop persecuting me! aiee!
by alex December 04, 2004
a harry potter fan
sal: man, John and Katy were in line for three years waiting for the premiere of the new Harry Potter film.

mary: boy, they are true Wiccans
by omganegro August 10, 2008
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