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A religion formed by charlatans in the mid-Twentieth Century suggesting it was a continuation of lost Druid-style teachings, which no one really knows that much about as it was passed on verbally. Currently adhered to by attention-seeking girls and guys that can't get lucky without compromising their integrity by pretending to adhere to it, as well.
"There are no true male Wiccans."

"Wicca is to religion what Kwanza is to holidays."
by TorgosPizza February 24, 2010
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A silly religion that involves angsty teenagers buying lots of overpriced and useless equipment.
Guy - "Omg I must buy a book of shadows and a pointy hat."

Me - "Why?"

Guy - "Because I am wiccan and I will curse j00!!1"

Me - "K"
by mb_ October 03, 2005
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Totally made up religion conceived of by drugged out 60's hippes who were into Tolkien and D&D!
by kid kaboom May 11, 2005
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Wicca is a convenient religion created by people who want to feel like they're powerful (through spells) but also don't want to have to be pinned down to any particular belief.

There's no set definition of Wicca, so people are free to make up their own religion as they see fit. It's the ultimate "religion" of convenience, if you can even call it a religion.

If you do a little research, you'll find that most of what is "Wiccan" is made up out of thin air by individuals and groups. It's some kind of strange group delusion. Couple that with the fact that the supposed "spells" don't work, you can see how delusional it really is.

Next time you see a Wiccan, tell them to prove they can cast spells. Prepare to be disappointed.
No religion let's me just make up stuff, except for Wicca.
by Truthseeker12 August 27, 2009
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Wicca a relgion created No Earlier than the 1930's by a man named Gerald Gardner. It doesn't focus on magic it has nothing to do with magic. The Salem Witch Trials were about burning Witches at the stake not about burning Wiccans as they didn't exist back then. While it is a pagan religion (IE not a Christian one) it's hardly ancient and one of the youngest created religions to date. Wiccans are not, I repeat NOT witches.
Fluffbunny,The "Wiccan" wannabes who are delighted to be persecuted www.whywiccanssuck.com Real Wiccan A dedicated seeker who actually knows something about Gardner's original Wicca, including its dark side. These are the anti-fluffbunnies -- in behavior, speech, and practice. www.whywiccanssuck.com
by R. Reiven August 15, 2006
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Wicca is an oathbound fertility cult, started by Gerald Gardner in 1954. This means that in order to call oneself Wiccan, you must be initiated into a coven that can trace it's lineage back to Gardner. It must also be stated that almost no coven will accept members under the age of eighteen, due to the highly sexual nature of the initiation ceremony.
In a coven, all members are clergy. There is a high priest and high priestess that take on the roles of the God and Goddess of the British Isles.

Wicca is based off ancient traditions, but it is not ancient itself. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot.
Wiccans are pagans and practice witchcraft.
Wicca is plagued with people, mostly stupid teenagers, who try and unrightfully claim the title of Wiccan. These people usually will argue endlessly with people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about, and are known as fluffy bunnies.

You should go read some Gerald Gardner. He made the freakin' religion, and only he can say what goes.
14 year old: "OHMIGAWD! I'm like, totally Wiccan! I read this book by Silver Ravenwolf!"
Me: "No. Shut the hell up."
14 year old: "OMG STAWP PERSECUTIN' MEEEE!!!11oneshift!!"
by IhateFluffies July 27, 2009
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1. "Religion" loosely based on the subjugation of the male species, wherein all male members must relinquish control of their testicles and place them in the purse of their den-mother and then worship a tree goddess.
2. Group of idiots who want "magical earth powers" but are too terrified of public opinion to call themselves Pagans.
1. "Hey, Bob, wanna go out and get drunk and get some pussy?"
"Sorry, dude, no can do. I'm Wiccan."

2. "Hey, let's go burn potions in the woods and bury bags of burnt shit for luck!"
"But isn't that almost paganistic?"
"No, we'll just call ourselves Wiccan."
by SpaceLord April 21, 2006
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