Most wi-fi gypsies are known to use OSX on a MacBook or Windows on a PC laptop. Only the most dedicated wi-fi gypsies use Linux, having downloaded the entire operating system in a public place.
During this time, he had ordered the beer and burger meal deal, however expressed mild disappointment to learn that real ales were in fact not part of said deal. This mild disappointment was soon counter balanced upon learning that his download speed was 400kbps. “Ho ho ho”.