| 1. | Why? FUCK YOU, that's why. | ||
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What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it. NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment. Freeman: Ok. 3 days later: Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?! Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why. |
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| 2. | Fuck you, that's why | ||
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A response to a question of the practicality of something which is clearly overkill, it implies that the one who uses the phrase to answer the question of 'why' knows full well that it is overkill, and overkilling for overkill's sake was their intent. (The examples probably describe it better) Q: Why would you build an aircraft carrier that flies?
A: Because fuck you, that's why Q: Why would you need a 6-core CPU? A: Because fuck you, that's why Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher? A: Because fuck you, that's why |
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| 3. | Fuck you that's why! | ||
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The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner. Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!" |
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| 4. | BFYTW | ||
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BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT's WHY guy #1: did you eat my steak?
guy #2: yea Guy # 1: why would you do that? GUY # 2 BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY (BFYTW) |
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| 5. | BFUTW | ||
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Because Fuck You, That's Why. A simple and clean reason to do anything without any reasons provided... or better yet, the reason is "Fuck you". This phrase is used widely in memes. - "Why?", - "BFUTW".
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| 6. | I'll fuck you faggot. | ||
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Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.
A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef. Can also be used like: He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now. Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"
Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot." Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?" Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it." |
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| 7. | that's nice | ||
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A polite way of saying, "Fuck you!" Southern Belle #1: "Look at this ring my husband bought me!"
SB #2: "That's nice." SB #3: "Look at this fur coat my husband just gave me!" SB #2: "That's nice." SB #1: "Why didn't your husband get you anything?" SB #2: "Well ...he did send me to finishing school..." SB #3: "Why'd he do that?" SB #2: "...So I could learn to say THAT'S NICE instead of FUCK YOU!!!!" :) |
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