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Interjection used to show one is flabbergasted by news one has just received.

A composition of the words "what" and "fuck", which makes whuck a safer way of saying "what the fuck?"
Featured on S04E16 of 30 Rock.
-Your mom just told me she's leaving you and your dad to marry Robert Pattison.
-Whuck?!
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-Sir, your wife's nipples are on fire.
-Whuck!?!?
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A shortened version of, "What the fuck?!!". Used when language must be considered such as in church.
Pastor: "Deuteronomy 23:1. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Child in congregation: "Whuck?!!"
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1)wh'uck did you do that for, man?

2)dude, llamas get lonely too...
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1)wh'uck did you do that for, man?

2)dude, llamas get lonely too...
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whu'ck is wrong with dogs that makes them so gassy?
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A contraction of "What the fuck?". Can be used in polite conversation. Also appropriate to use when conversing with one's parents or co-workers or members of the clergy. "Whuck" is considered to be a complete sentence on its own. "Whuck" can denote a state of confusion, surprise, anger, or dis-belief.
"No, really son, Palin has some great ideas for turning the country around."

"Whuck? You're shitting me, right?"
by erratic schematic March 26, 2010
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