Alt. Hormony: any group of women in syncronized hormonal states. See: pity parties.
Bill: Nah man, they appear to be in whormony...
Mike: DUDE WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO FOR IT
Mike: Dude those chicks are totally hot, lets go for it!
Bill: Nah man, they appear to be in hormony...
Mike: Oh shit man, thanks for the tip.