This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.
A promiscuous female, whom hooks up with roommates within a one week period. Usually found in college, this individual leaves a path of whorish destruction- usually culminating in ripping off the signs on the victims door.
"I heard you guys got hit pretty hard by Whoricane Sarah last week."