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An extremely hairy woman, who enjoys semen to be rubbed into her chest hair and sometimes even her forest of pubic hairs. The woman also will enjoy braiding her pubes with your facial hair, if you have said facial hair.
I had sex with Michelle last night and she was kinkier than a whoresquatch!
by Grampy's Sack January 16, 2013