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The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.
"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"
by shamussss January 02, 2010