\`whoop 'ass\ n.
A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.
A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.
"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"
"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"
"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"
by Comic Relief February 28, 2005
by tard-o-licous July 2, 2009
noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
by Blackmac November 25, 2003
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
by Vexlxix November 17, 2003
1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
by guy#3031204 July 11, 2008
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
by you wish you were chuck norris May 1, 2009