by WC>SF October 22, 2010
Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.
by Lolita & Herb November 03, 2006
by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008
its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
by cat~cat November 23, 2009
An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.
Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.
by Rutegar BoB September 05, 2012