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A damn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don't believe in love at first sight.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.

A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.

Basically the perfect woman.

Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.

Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.

By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
Things to do with your Whitney if you're lucky enough to have one;
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.

To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.

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My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
by A lucky ass guy December 01, 2010
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A girl that you definitely wanna take home to ma and pa... Amazing girl, that you should never let go!
DAmn... that whitney girl is a keeeeeeeeper!
by I love Whitney May 14, 2008
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The greatest person you will ever meet. A Whitney is kind, sweet, and caring. She will do anything for her friends. She has a heart of gold. You can tell her anything and she will give the best advice in the world. She would lay down her life for her best friends. She does anything she can to make someone smile when they are upset. A Whitney is one of the most awesome people you will ever meet. She extremly funny and does her own thing. She is completly and totaly accepting of who she is. Everyone needs a friend like Whitney.
How would we live without Whitney?
by Bailey Tucker October 17, 2012
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A Curious Daydreamer ;

Crazy in the mind and beautiful in the heart. A girl most people can't handle to be around, but those who can, never want her to leave. Family oriented and an all around sweetheart. Mouth of a sailor and body of a saint. Tends to be overdramtic and unrealistic, one of a kind. The only girl you can have a true love with. Fighting dragons and kissing princes is a daily job for this Sherlock Holmes style woman. Often an imaginary, or made up person.
Aristotle ain't got nothing on a Whitney!!
by Metallicka February 05, 2010
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She is an amazing and beautiful girl inside and out even if she doesn't see it right now. She's so goofy and crazy in the most good way possible. Everyone loves her and enjoys her company. She can make anything fun really fast. She'll always make the best inside jokes and enjoys playing sports in general.
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I would have a friend like Whitney!
by sexaaaayygirllll September 25, 2011
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whitney is a beautiful girl who is really special and hard to find, often has gorgeous eyes and is really cute. She is special and doesnt come around often, she is loved by everyone even though she sometimes may not realize it. Overall she is just a great person.
Im so happy, i was just talking to Whitney.
by xavmoyss July 10, 2011
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An amazing person. Gorgeous, honest, intelligent, strong, and loving. Someone that's hard to find, but worth looking for!
"I don't want just any average girl, I'm waiting for a Whitney."
by MLWWLM February 02, 2010
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