Top Definition
A middle aged to older woman, dressing up to look like and/or acting like she is half her age.

Appearing to be virginal, when shes a second hand dartboard

This is usually to try to pull younger men, or deny the fact she is getting old.
"Whitney spears alert at 2'o Clock!"
"Check out the whitney spears! She has to be wearing her daughters clothes!"
by jayjayuk October 19, 2009

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