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1.
a god among men. the sexiest man alive. even better at life than the great jack Johnson. Basically whitmoyer is a name used to describe the coolest person ever to live on earth.
1.I wish i was whitmoyer.
2.That dude is so whitmoyer.
3. Jack Johnson is definitely a whitmoyer.
by Jack Johnson is tractor sexy February 07, 2008
 
2.
a god among men. the sexiest man alive. even better at life than the great jack Johnson. Basically whitmoyer is a name used to describe the coolest person ever to live on earth.
1.I wish i was whitmoyer.
2.That dude is so whitmoyer.
3. Jack Johnson is definitely a whitmoyer.
by Jack Johnson lover February 02, 2008