There's really nothing to do.
Nice school. Good place to raise kids... unless you're worried about them being hazed by the football team, becoming a chronic stoner or getting knocked up.
There is nothing else to do in the town other than get fucked, get fucked up, or go to Venus. Good pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, that will happen in Whitman.
"Why not? We're from Whitman. I'll bring the weed and chocolate chip cookies."