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n.1.one who is in the act of bringing someones hopes or dreams down. 2. Someone or something that ruins something u are doing. 3. someone who makes your life harder
ex. Boy:"Mom can i go to johnathons for an hour?"
mom: "No son."
Boy: "Why not?
mom: "because i want you to.... watch your brother for me while i go get drunk."
Boy: " god mom ur being whitey! always bringing me down."
by White Mcnasty November 17, 2005
a boy that is so perfect that the only physical imperfection he has is that girls hang off his ankles so he cant walk properly. loves himself and knows he is perfect.
Blad u is a whitey
by Chris Summersell March 31, 2004
Slang for a lightweight to the drug cannibas. Caused by low blood pressure and loss of pigment too skin. Commonly used by cracker faggots from england.
English Cracker: Steves such a fukin whitey

English Cracker 2: wtf get bak to sukin dik were in england remember!

Steve: Fuk this is shit country im movin to B.C.
by 420hotbox May 11, 2011
A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.
Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.

Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).

by Justingraziano August 26, 2008
Being drunk and stoned at the same time.
shit, i pulled a whitey last night
by Jimmy January 19, 2004
Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.
That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey
by The WHITEY October 29, 2006
1) a pyscho stalker, albino like who works at Emedco (the def he created it and yet defies it). His wacky ways puts p-dogging to the further extreminity. Scary like.
2) Doesnt know when to leave me the fuck alone.
3) Repulsive.
That dude is such a pyscho, he's acting like whitey, what a stalker!!
by tracey January 13, 2005