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1.
1. Unable to tan

2. WAAAYY to white
1. Do you have a case of whitenia? Cause ur whiteness actually reflects the sun...

2. Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have whitenia

You: What's that?

Doctor: Your so white you can't tan.
by TheWhiteNinja September 01, 2010