Mr B: "Whitehill"
Mr A: "Oh we're not employing you you Bordon Pikey"
Mr B: "I just said that i live in Whitehill, not Bordon. You must become more geographically correct sir, if you want your business to survive"
Mr A: "Oh im sorry i thought that Whitehill was Bor.."
Mr B: "NO WHITEHILL IS COMPLETELY SEPERATE FROM BORDON"
Mr A: "From that information, Your hired"
person 2 - i hear the barstaff there are awesome...
person 1 - thats right, and the girls are easy!