1) Attend Private School.
2) Own Pony.
3) Attend University.
4) Date fashionable black man.
5) Spit roasted in Dorchester Hotel.
6) Date wealthy rugby player.
7) Rush him into self-indulgent marriage, thus securing half of his property. Spend next 20 years shopping, reading magazines, and driving large black SUV.
"O she jumpin off, bitch now married to a honkey called Ed, who drives a BMW M6."
"Dat white bitch ain't wastin her time with one of her own?!"
"Yeah dis cracker got a condo in Hampstead. She gon' hit 'em up style - girl's white of passage."