White trash, or as my family calls them, "The Great Unwashed", are not limited to locations such as trailer parks in the Southern United States, or even the United States in general. Wherever there is a large white population, the white trash follows and settles in like a virus. I would wish to add to the list of white trash symptoms:
*Several stolen shopping carts laying in front of a decrepit trailer, house, or apartment.
*Swimming in street clothes. *Membership to organizations such as the Ku Klux Klan.
*Engaging in loud arguments with relatives while at the supermarket, wal mart, or any other public place.
*Hanging around outside your old high school for years after graduating/dropping out.
*Taunting passers-by from the front porch or car.
*Getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant at a young age. (The Great Unwashed actually have twice as many generations as the rest of the population. For example, the generation gap for most decent human beings tend to be a span of about 30 years. The white trash generation gap is usually 15. Thus, a white trash mother and her crotch-fruit could both be members of the same "normal" generation , baby boomers, gen x, gen y, if not very close.) BUt I digress...
*Riding in a car with one or both feet out the window.
*Stealing the most random objects off someone's lawn.
*Driving a car with Tazmanian Devil or Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
*Using welfare money that really should be used to feed the kids and pay the bills/rent to instead get a giant TV from rent-a-center and buy drugs/alcahol.
*Not everyone who shops at thrift stores are white trash, but their presence is heavy.
*Appearing on Jerry Springer, Montel, or Cops.
I would add some links to some white trash on myspace, but I don't think I'm allowed to do that.
White trash myspace profiles are easy to spot because they are cluttered with glitzy graphics, questionares that nobody reads, and other bullshit.
They take about 10-15 years to load because of this. By then they will be grandparents.
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anyone who goes by the name Paris Hilton, wants to be Paris Hilton, knows Paris Hilton, or has spent one night in Paris Hilton.
"Paris Hilton proves you don't have to be poor to be white trash".
Slang term for white people that usually live in a trailer park. With low incomes that spend their tax returns on things like big screen TV's instead of clothes for their kids. These people tend to be mouthy and fight frequently. Generally these people are uneducated and have little concern for personal hygiene. To see these people at their best watch Jerry Springer.
What happened on Jerry Springer today? Oh, the usual. Some White trash ho beat down her white trash boo because he was getting freaky wid the white trash neighbor who is married to her father.
A person, or group of persons, who exhibit the following characteristics:
-own more than three yard cars and/or two RVs which must be up on blocks. An extension cord running to the RV is necessary to complete the look. Optional is the standard issue blue tarp covering one or more of the vehicles.
-Huntin' hounds, as many as possible.
-Standard issue Mullet, Nascar shirt(may be substituted with an Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 shirt), and acid wash or camofluage pants.
-Unusual fondness for their siblings.
-Still in mourning over Dale Earnhardt.
Some good places to spot these specimens are the local drag races, Costco during food sample time, and DMV.
Bobby Joe's mullet makes him look so white trash.
An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.
All Matt talks about is NASCAR when he can barely remember what street he lives on. What a piece of white trash.
Someone who is always poor and dirty and some of them are narrow-minded bigots. I really don't like them.
Some more descriptions of them:
-You look next door and see "Muddin" going on and hear country music/Southern rock playing.
-A Rebel flag is flying on the neighbor's porch
-You see hunting dogs caged up in the backyard
-You hear Southern-like Whooping and "hollering" and occasional gunfire
-Your neighbor is wearing Rebel flag attire, is hairy, and is missing so many teeth it looks like his tounge is in jail
-The neighbor is fat, ugly, wears oversized T-shirts and either smokes or drinks a lot, and her hair is nasty looking
-You see duct tape on everything
I looked out of my window one afternoon and saw a bunch of shitty looking pickups sloshing in a huge crater of mud, while some of the people over there looked on drinking beer and hooting. Some guy was putting duct tape on the door frame.
White trash has nothing to do with money, and nothing to do really with how someone looks. You can be homeless or poor without being white trash, conversely you can live in a mansion and be white trash. See Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Also white trash love to be in tribute bands for when it comes to art they are at best imitators. See Bon Jovi look alikes. White trash has nothing to do with blood line. You can have white trash parents and not be white trash yourself. You can be a Vanderbilt and have a white trash child. White trash is a mind set and a condition of the heart. The term denotes Anglo-Saxon ancestry but can really apply to anyone who thinks this way.more...
A white trash person revels in being stupid, is proud of it in fact. A white trash person is never ever wrong and never ever to blame. A white trash person is always the victim and never the perpetrator. A truly white trash person does not even know they are white trash. If you think you are white trash, you are probably not, for that means you have lowliness of mind, a white trash person actually has an monomaniacal Ego. They often will try to imitate others that they feel are intellectual or artistic and emulate what they think are socially desirable traits, however their work will have little soul or substance. Example: I have this friend Avery, she thinks she is an artist because she has the money to afford huge canvases but most of her work is ripped off of or copies of other people's style such as Pica...
White Trash Qualifications:
Grew up lower class
Shops at salvation Army
most likely overweight with bad teeth or real thin
listens to country
either is too poor to drive or drives a broken down piece of shit truck
a family of sexual abuse or inbreds
has no morals
Sponges off the government, scams the gov. for 'foodstamps'
Lives in a trailer or an apartment complex full of different races
Dosent work or scams the government
Upgraded from Salvation Army to Wal-mart shirts and thinks theyre high class now, HA
That dirty goomba is nothin but white trash, cant you see that?
Billy bob and his 5 cousins