|1.||White Trash Bash|
A party where the guest dress up as "white trash", drink cheap beer, and pretend they live in a trailer park. Invitations are best handmade using construction paper, or better yet the back of a beer label.
Outfits for girls should include: bleached hair, rollers, belly tops, light washed jean mini skirts, fishnets, pageant hair, really high heels, jean vests
Outfits for guys should include: mullets, trucker hats, mustaches with beard, cut off shorts, hunter attire
Decorations generally involve Nascar, Christmas decorations in the summer, wrestling posters, lots of duct tape.
Music should be Def Leppard, Lynard Skynard, etc.
Dude, I can't wait to hit up that White Trash Bash! I got a kiddie pool to use as the cooler!