Dried up love juice (a.k.a semen)
Friend 1: "Where yo and yo girl in my bed?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, why?"
Friend 1: "YO COULD HAVE CHANGE THE SHEETS!! THIS MORNING I ROLLED OVER IN YO WHITE SETTLEMENT"
A little town around Ft. Worth, Texas. If you outline the main highways between Ft. Worth and Dallas, you'll see why they call the area "the Big D." (It looks like a big dick) Dallas is the balls and Ft. Worth is the head of the dick. White Settlement lies just within the "shooting area" of the dick head that is Ft. Worth.
Geez Bubba, I never noticed this before I actually looked at a map. It's true. We need to evacuate White Settlement before the storm hits !!!