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People who want to destroy, kill, and be extremely inappropriate. No offence but not very smart and think they're the best.
I regret being a White Person.
by u like this? February 15, 2015
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A white person. Caucasian.

The "Building block" race. I'm no racial elitist, but look at it:
Each race has it's own natural talents, lets look at it in stat bonuses...

Black: +STR +CON

Far-East Asian: +DEX +INT

West Indian: +STR +DEX

East Indian: +WIS +INT

Mexican: +DEX +LUK

White: Nothing.

White people have no strong points, therefore mould themselves after other races in order to get those strengths. However, it is not perfect, say by default other races start with +2, when a White person emulates that, they get a +1 instead, being less effective then a true native.

This explains the "Wigger effect" also known as the "Weeaboo effect" as wigger or weeaboo being the two most popular paths chosen by the "Cracker".

Often, because of this natural disposition to emulate something else, the "Honky" will end up taunted by it's peers.

There is a safe way to be free of this effect, but it requires severe indifference, or a strong sense of self, commonly lacked, most likely because of today's culture.

Also, be aware that only caucasians can call each other "Honky" or "Cracker" and it is offensive for another race to say it. Please, refrain from doing so, we are a skill depraived race as is.
The common Cracker, or white person, is similar to the Human class in the D&D Role Playing game.
by Sumi66 April 17, 2010
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A person whose skin possesses small amounts of melanin, which makes for a pale complexion.
When is this going to stop being an issue, anyway?
by Charon May 21, 2003
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Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.
Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
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A human being whose dermis relatively lacks eumelanin and is relatively abundant in pheomelanin. With respect to much ambiguity between ideal and unreal ethnic polarities, such as the more olive skin of Mediterannean and Middle-Eastern in comparison to Norweigians and Irish, or the ambiguity in mixed ethnicities such as the Portuguese-African genetic descendents of Cape Verde or Spanish-English Welsh of southern England, the criterion for a person being considered white may be best considered as simply the ratio of light-coloured pheomelanin to dark-coloured eumelanin.
It's REAL cold in New Brunswick, kid, so you best not be pheomelanin-recessive, my white person, or bring yo Vitamin D supplements, cuz. This tundra ish ain't Zanzibar.
by PredatorEditor October 26, 2009
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Someone who has skin the color of paper or is easy to see in the dark
Black Person: dam you are as white as paper

White person: I know!
by Targetcut January 09, 2014
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A peson who puts up with black racism
B:"Hey look at that cracker."
W: If I say anything to that racial slur, I'll be called a racist.
by 1 December 27, 2003
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