When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.
Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.
by G.T. Collins February 05, 2009
cocaine. el mono blanco in Spanish
Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"
by Bobby the Rookie March 30, 2005

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