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60.
Formally: A ⊃ B, A ∴ B (Modus Ponens)
Informally: If your girlfriend asserts A, then you have to do B

This isn't to say you can't do B without your girlfriend asserting A. It is just to say that when she asserts A that you have no option but to do B, whatever A and B are.

The reason why pussy doesn't enter into the definition above is because doing B does not entail the affirmation of pussy acquisition. In addition, doing B does not necessarily entail anything further.
Kat: I don't like the colour of the walls, change it for me
Damien: Okay, I'll paint the walls /Whipped

Jess: You're getting a fat, go to the gym more often
Saul: Okay, I'll go to the gym more often /Whipped

GIIIIRRRLLLFFRRIEND: Oh heeeellll nawww, y'all best be gettin' a job you broke ass niggah!
Eddie: OH-KAY /Whipped
by Philoso-mofo February 11, 2012
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1.
being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.
Damn! Joe is whipped!
by dabanga April 12, 2003
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2.
Being completely controlled by a woman to the point where you will do or say anything that she tells you to. In most cases the guy isn't getting any pussy.
Spanky is so whipped by Courtney it isn't even funny...and he won't even ever get any from her!
by spankys a lesbian bitch January 01, 2005
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3.
When a man is controlled by his girlfriend...almost entirely. To the point of embarresment when his friends tell him that his girlfriend has got him whipped.
Cam is totally whipped but not as bad as Swain.
by Ahh May 01, 2005
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4.
The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.
Frat boy: Me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. Me only f*ck drunk ho's at party....hmm...that guy happy with woman, say he LOVE woman...he WHIPPED I bet.

Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!
by MNO October 11, 2006
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5.
Doing every thing that your girlfriend says and ditching your real friends for her, being a little bitch, answering to the crack of the voice, Ray and Schaub
Ray Freund w/ Fran Schaub w/ Arianna
by Kent Eikey April 28, 2005
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6.
1. The past tense of whip, that is, to be hit with a piece of rope or like object.

2. To be utterly controlled or dominated by one's partner, as in girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
Felipe: Man oh man! You shoulda seen it!
Xander: What happened? Is this another tale of whipping?
Felipe: Yes! John was getting whipped by his girlfriend AGAIN. She told him to bring home a tree that she found on the ground from Wilmington to Atlanta, so he picked up the tree, put it in his lap, and held it there for four hours, and then dropped it in the middle of his driveway.
Xander: Yep. That's John for ya.
by Sultan of Swing March 14, 2005
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7.
being controlled and doing everything your girlfriend tells you to
damn justina has sean sooo whipped that its actually really funny
by jonathan cameron December 09, 2005
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