1)the primary male sex hormone
2) the thing that ball cutters want to get rid of, and the thing that giggling brainless whores love (or any giggling woman for that matter. (as long as shes not a 40 year old army nurse. (on second thought 40 year old army nurses love testosterone but they act like they are above sex or anything of the flesh so getting sexual might freak them out) (testosterone doesn't mean shit if you have no libido, so fuck while you can as early as you can) (remember the younger you fuck at the better. and if you've yet to fuck than GO FUCK (oh and you should be sexually attracted to the girl before fucking her) (P.S. GIRLS GET PREGNANT FROM FUCKING)
you better not give me thumbs down cause I said ball cutters, because they are out there and they will get you they could even be behind you! the only way to stop them is to fuck somebody and enjoy it all the way then fly your colors up: "dedicated lover." then read "one flew over the cuckoos nest" because its a badass book, and it shows that the only real way to stop a ball cutter from ever cutting ball again, is to kill them
After it had destroyed his testosterone he was forced to live as a shell of what he once was. until he did push-ups everyday like rocky and built himself up to fight one last fight
p.s. testosterone is raised while weight training and therefore so is estrogen because testosterone is aromatized to estrogen so if you want to be less of a asexual prick get that testosterone flowin and do some pushups EVERYDAY who knows what'll happen
|30.||IUD SIS / SIS IUD|
This is an acronym from the Peaches Song "Fuck the Pain Away." While "SIS" probably does stand for "Stay In School" "IUD" does NOT stand for "Injustice Under Dog" as stated in the other listing for this pair of acronyms. It stands for "Intra-Uterine Device," a free form of birth control provided by Planned Parenthood. Peaches is encouraging girls to stay in school by not getting pregnant.
"IUD SIS / SIS IUD... stay in school cause it's the best."
1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.
2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.
Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."
is probably the shittiest place in the world hands down. there are bums everywhere & the rich kids act as white trash as they possibly can while their parents drive their hummers around. its mostly consisting of "bros" and "bro hoes". it smells and the people who dont get their education stay here & spend most of their time at the hookah bar...and eventually become a bum as well.
on a good note, this place is jam packed with mormons who are actually really good people :]
This place has a horrible name and while i hate living here its not that bad. im not white trash at all. some people are just unfortunate & end up here not by choice. i graduated high school ON TIME with a DIPLOMA and 3.0 gpa & a scholarship & im in college without any intention of dropping out. i also have a job & work hard everyday. so, what im really getting at is the stereotype kind of disgusts me at times. because im anything but the majority of trashy people who live here.
thanks for reading :]
friend: omg did you see those girls?
me: no. why?
friend: there were like 3 of them, they were all bffs & pregnant! they were all high as hell too & paying for their chips with their food stamps...oh there are their fat boyfriends who dont have jobs...their tattoos look like shit.
me: im so glad you cant really tell the IM from 951, and thank god my area code is 714 :]
1) The Alias of the Singing Prostitute Miley Cyrus. She is still called the "Greatest Role Model For Kids" when she puts tons of slutty pics of herself all over the internet, sings like she's being raped, and making her heroes famous prostitutes. Oh yeah, she's perfect.more...
Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...
Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.
2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".
Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.
Gossiping amoung guys. Guys often stand quietly while listening to girls giggle and talk drama but later do the same thing with the guys they're in a bromance with.
Emily: "Hey, did you hear about Rick getting Julie pregnant?"
Megan: "OMG, no! That's crazy, she seemed like such a church girl."
-Dylan stands quietly as if he doesn't care.- *bell rings*
Dylan" Yo dude, I heard Julie and Rick did it"
Carl "WOAH, are you kidding me, she's going out with Ryan."
Julie "Stop with the mossip, It's a rumor."
Short for Pussy-Grabbing Run.
When a man goes on a mean streak of hooking up with girls. Often spurred by a shitty break up, a spiteful/bitch ex, or getting screwed over by women in general, a successful PGR lets the bra's of the world know a bro is back, and he means biz-ness.
"Your girlfriend dumped you?"
"Yeah, fuck that man..I need a good PGR right about now"
After his girlfriend dumped him and started screwing other guys the next day, Greg went on a mad PGR. Now she's pregnant, while Greg runs train all day, all night.