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short form of what are you doing, or what are you up to, or what are you saying. It can also be used to deflect hate speech from an individual. It can very well be used as a greeting to your very close friends (aka the boys).
Tyler - "STOP TROLLING YOU IDIOT"
Cole -"whayou"

Jonathon - " I was doing the project just now, whayou?
Earl - " I slacked that project big time"

Samantha - " I had the biggest crush on you since middle school"
Frank - "Whayou"

Teddy - "Yo, what did you get on the last test buddy, I know you prolly did ass as usual"
Kodak - " Wha wha wha wha whayou whayou"
Whayou by gg terminology November 9, 2021
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(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.
Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson

"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."
whedon by BJammin October 14, 2012
During a TV show or book, when a character you've grown to love is inexplicably killed in the third act, usually as a quick way of evoking a great deal of emotion from the audience. Named for Joss Whedon, who literally has never produced anything in which this hasn't happened.
Penny is 'Whedoned' at the end of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Wash is 'Whedoned' at the end of Serenity
Buffy is 'Whedoned' in the season 5 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This literally goes on and on and on
Whedoned by A Firefly Fan November 10, 2010

wheywell 

verb. Pronunciation: /(h)wāwel/.

A particularly irritating form of passive aggressive antisocial behaviour where the perpetrator waits until all members of a group are about to leave before going for a piss. The perpetrators enjoyment of this practice is twofold: 1, to infuriate the rest of the group. 2, to be the centre of attention
Person 1: Is everyone ready to head off for this delightful luncheon?
Person 2: Hold on I need a wheywell!
Person 1: Every time
wheywell by Gooch McCoy June 9, 2016

Whedonitis

A tendency to parrot the speech patterns of various Joss Whedon characters and incorporate the slang from various Whedonverses (Buffy. Firefly, Angel, etc) into every day speech.
Every time I use the word "shiny" people look at me strangely--as though they never spoken to someone suffering from Whedonitis.
Whedonitis by MalsGirl August 5, 2010
To burn a marshmallow terribly
He always wheylans his marshmallow.
Wheylan by anonymous April 14, 2021