|1.||Where's my fucking jetpack!?|
Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'
Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.
Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."
"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"