| 8. | temporary asshole | ||
|
A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid. Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.
|
|||
| 9. | Squid | ||
|
A inexperienced motorcyclist riding a exceptionally powerful bike (usually a sport bike of sorts). This person is sometimes clad in lowtop shoes, with no socks, cargo shorts, wife beater, and a bimbo on the back. These "Squids" are pack creatures, and have to try to prove their "alpha" to the others in the pack by pulling "Wheelies, Stoppies, and Burn Outs". Many times these "Squids" will be found later on laying on the pavement bruised, bloodied, and sometimes dead. That Squid came off the interstate so fast that he hit the curb, and got tossed into oncoming traffic.
|
|||
| 10. | carpet wheelies | ||
|
When a dog scoots it's butt hole along the floor, usually carpet, to scratch it and/or rub off anything that's still on it. Mom, Fido is doing carpet wheelies in the living room again.
|
|||
| 11. | The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies | ||
|
1.One of if not the most underrated bands of all time
2. The funkiest bunch of BBQ eatin' white boys to ever take any stage in this country! If it hadn't been for bands like The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies, all real rock music would have died out in the 90's.
|
|||
| 12. | Squid | ||
|
A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'
also see stunta We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
|
|||
| 13. | crotch rocket | ||
|
fast motorcycle . . wheelies allot . . . suzuki hayabusa
|
|||
| 14. | chumpaholic | ||
|
An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil. Aaaa....do you gus like pop wheelies and stuff? emo! emo! yea!
|
|||
